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plz emplain the bases, bcoz i hav no idea!!!!!!!!!! And plz explain in ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!

>>By baby (Wednesday, 11 Jun 2003 21:03)

i have snogged it is easy ill explain what to do The first kiss is a tricky one. Will your mouth fit in with hers, will she know what to do... Kissing someone can be nerve-wracking, but it won’t be scary for long.

Give yourself a chance
Make sure your breath doesn’t smell of onions and have a quick gaze at your reflection just to check that there are no foreign objects. Have you been running? Maybe a spray of deodorant wouldn’t go amiss. You're getting personal after all.

First Move
How do you know when's a good time to pucker up? Instinct. Don't go at her like a ravenous dog. The coolest thing to do is to let her dictate the pace so she's comfortable. Don't worry if it doesn't happen smoothly straight away, coz technique will come. Practicing on a pillow is a little odd and sensibly avoided.

Mouth to mouth
French kissing. She won't want you investigating the deeper recesses of her mouth like an industrial cleaner. Also avoid the washing machine effect, round and round, like your mouth is on a spin cycle. Slide your tongue in gently and then, when you feel hers, just relax and do whatever comes naturally. Seriously, the less you think about it, the better it will be.

The Kiss Menu
1) Kiss on the cheek if you're in a public place, underneath her father's threatening gaze, or if she's continental and hence slightly aloof.
2) Kiss on the forehead if she's part of the Italian mafia or incredibly short.
3) Eskimo kiss her (that's delicately on the nose) if you want to surprise her and prove that you're willing to experiment beyond lip on lip action.
4) Butterfly kiss her (brushing and fluttering your eyelashes over her skin) and she'll think she's stumbled across the most sensitive guy in the class and could possibly begin to worship you.
5) Kiss her gently on the neck, but hold back, this is worth saving for the fourth or fifth date. It could be the key to unlocking lots more doors!

>>By retroguy (Wednesday, 2 Jul 2003 11:50)

Kissing with Tongues isnt hard just follow my instructions

Who better to ask about the do’s and don’ts of kissing than retroguy a man who has been there and done it.

Before you take the plunge..
Take it slowly
‘ Your tongue isn’t a pneumatic drill,’ says Kate. ‘The idea isn’t to poke it in and out as fast you can.’ Kez agrees. ‘Go slowly and be gentle.’

Gently does it
Mandy reckons that nice and gentle is the way to go. ‘Go in with soft, tender lips and don’t press to hard,’ she says.

Don’t do the ‘washing machine’
According to Kate, this is when you ‘constantly move your tongue round and round in circles. ’

No slobbering
Is a wet kiss the best kiss? Not according to Kate. ‘It’s horrible when you get your mouth flooded with saliva!’

Vary your technique
It’s easy to get stuck in the groove, but Kate reckons you should break things up. ‘Switch between just having little kisses and full-on tonsil tennis.’

No goldfish please
Diving in with your mouth wide open is not going to wow the ladies - well not our Kez anyway. ‘Worse still,’ she says, ‘don’t open and shut your mouth like a gaping fish.’

Watch the hands
‘ Just because you’re kissing somebody doesn’t give you the excuse to lose control of your hands,’ warns Kez.

Avoid strong foods
On no account eat things like crisps before kissing. ‘That’s happened to me and it was disgusting,’ says Mandy. ‘I hate cheese and onion!’

No inhalers
OK, so some of us need inhalers to breathe, but it might not be the best idea to produce it in mid-snog! This, says Kate is ‘Definitely not a turn on.’

Relax and enjoy it
Final words of comfort from Kate. ‘Don’t worry if you bump noses or feel like you’ve made a mistake – practice makes perfect!’

>>By retroguy (Wednesday, 2 Jul 2003 11:54)

How to Chat to Girls
Yes, I know you’re all experts already, but it can’t hurt to brush up a bit, with the help of Cosmo Girl magazine’s Michelle Lamb, who ’s seen it, heard it and written about it all before.

Get gabbin'!
Be yourself
You may think you know what a woman wants to hear, but is it really just better to be yourself? ‘Absolutely,’ says Michelle. That’s cleared that one up then!

Don’t use chat up lines
Avoid like the plague, according to me ‘Unless they’re really original, you’re just going to sound cheesy.’

Don’t go on about yourself
‘ Nobody likes a big head. Don’t focus on yourself too much when you’re talking to a girl.’

Don’t just talk... listen
Are you listening? Good. ‘You have to listen to what she’s saying,’ says Michelle. ‘Ask her questions and actually pay attention to the answers!’

Continue her conversations
‘ Chatting is a two-way thing. When a girl starts a conversation, try to join in and continue it. Don’t just go back to what you were saying.’

Have a sense of humour
We’ve heard a million times that girls like a bloke with a sense of humour, but Michelle reckons you shouldn’t take it too far. ‘You don’t have to be a stand-up comedian. The best way is to find things you can laugh about together.’

Get the balance right
Just how cool should you play it? Not too cool, apparently. ‘It’s good to be relaxed but if you’re too laid-back, the girl in question might not realise you’re interested in her.’

Smile
You might think you’re moody and interesting, but she probably thinks you’re a miserable git. ‘Smiling definitely makes a difference,’ says Michelle, ‘and make eye contact – don’t look at the floor.’

It’s OK to touch... carefully!
‘ Be tactile without being grabby. A good one is to lightly touch her arm at a suitable moment.’ We recommend judgement and caution with this one.

Take teasing the right way
‘ If a girl’s teasing you, it might mean that she’s interested in you and being playful. Make sure you react the right way.’

>>By retroguy (Wednesday, 2 Jul 2003 11:57)

plz help me. i dont know how 2 get off wiv my boyfriend and we have been going out 4 ages.
what shall i do cuz i really want 2 snog him but dont know the best way of doing it!!!!!

>>By <by annonymous (Friday, 4 Jul 2003 23:46)

i have never snogged a boy in my whole life and i am 12 help me please

>>By chelsea (Saturday, 12 Jul 2003 19:56)

what happens if you snog a boy and you clash teeth its happend to me and i felt sooooo stupid

>>By charlie (Wednesday, 16 Jul 2003 12:05)

can you still snog someone if they are wearing glasses? I wear glasses and i'm scared something weird will happen...

>>By Shlabba (Saturday, 19 Jul 2003 11:55)

i think it dont make a difference weatha u is warin glasses

>>By turdy (Saturday, 19 Jul 2003 20:05)

I need some help. I go out with a girl whom is 13 same as me. I am under presure because i have never snogged before but she has. I dont no how to and i am really worried. Can any 1 help me

>>By chopper (Monday, 22 Dec 2003 01:00)

Isn't flork supposed to be a music discussion site?

>>By Jack_is_hot_12 (Monday, 22 Dec 2003 02:05)

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