Wesley Willis
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first of all, im probably not like most wesley listeners.i am 43 years old and a lawyer..ive been into beatles, beach boys, zappa. rundgren, dead, coltrane, miles..i think wes is one of the most interesting artists out there-i can find much in his repetition and it opens a new world to me much the same as beefheart trout mask or the shaggs did...the only thing that sucks is that it is impossible to get all the old ones now and ive had to pay big money for the early ones i missed-i go to shows not only to see him and be nice to him (food, etc) but to buy everything i see from him-sometimes if you dont buy em, youll never see him-i know the website domain was recently up for sale-so i hope someone comes thru and gets with wes to sell em over the internet..id also like a definitive discography..hope to get that from him if i can hold his attention long enough in pittsburgh in january..i just love the guy..all of the songs..here are a few things most people may not know: first, he doesnt like to talk about anything in the past at all..if you ask him about old stuff, the demon comes out..2nd..youll know this if you buy any new cds, but the dragnews (his new band) is a farce-there is no band-its just him and his keyboard-which is fine with me.....
>>By anthony rogers (Monday, 18 Nov 2002 01:56)
wesley willis is my hero im a homeless punk and i love him
>>By polka (Thursday, 12 Dec 2002 16:30)
Wesley is the man. "Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Weaties the breakfast of champions".
>>By Assclown (Sunday, 15 Dec 2002 05:27)
wesley is a god
>>By drunk crack whore (Monday, 16 Dec 2002 09:52)
lick that mountain lion's marinated bootyhole with tarta sauce and pretend its hamsandwich! puke and piss on that racehorse's buttcrack! smoke that donkey's stinky bootyhole and pretend its a winston cigaratte ! you can have a fun time at it !
it will be a harony music joyride to the max!
>>By male camel (Monday, 23 Dec 2002 13:34)
i love wesley more than i love my boyfriend
>>By nina cordelia almqvist (Thursday, 2 Jan 2003 18:16)
Wesley Willis has THE survival technique for the insanities of the twenty-first century: Keep your butt busy and out of trouble. I've been preaching this for a couple years, but I do not take it to the extreme the way Wesley does. The man puts me to shame. I have to go, much work to be done......
>>By Mgangi's Dog (Wednesday, 8 Jan 2003 04:36)
wesley tour dates 2003?
>>By chicken cow (Saturday, 18 Jan 2003 21:03)
Wesley really whoops the werewolf with a belt!
>>By batman (Saturday, 25 Jan 2003 16:03)
As you may know by now, Wesley's touring has been postponed as he was diagnosed with leukemia (you can see the news releases on www.alternativetentacles.com) but according to his road manager it is treatable and Wes has been responding well to his treatments. I recently purchased the wesleywillis.com domain and had plans to create and unveil a WW site; however his road manager had expressed interest in purchasing the domain so I may turn it over to him since it would be another 4-6 months before I could get anything off of the ground. So we'll see what happens...
>>By Joe Hunter (Sunday, 26 Jan 2003 06:42)
Batman thought he was tough-He was really just an asshole-I knocked him to the ground.
>>By BoneFace (Sunday, 26 Jan 2003 17:25)
umm...either everyone here has a problem or im the only crzy one because the first time i stumbled on a willis song i couldnt stop laughing for hours...it is truly art...of a child who can cuss! i mean realie..."birdman kiked my ass, im sorry that i got fat, sucka cheetahs dick" how does one come up with theses???
>>By Hilarious (Tuesday, 28 Jan 2003 00:38)
just 4 words rock n' roll McDonalds
>>By IceTide17 (Tuesday, 4 Feb 2003 16:17)
wesley willis makes me want to kick birdmans ass. he makes me mad for rockin wesley. he is the one, so is a hyenas ass. eat that mule shit bitch.
>>By doucheman (Thursday, 6 Feb 2003 21:06)
Rock on out, Wesley Willis. You are my hero. I'll see you in Richmond VA on April 4!
>>By Andrew Hamm (Wednesday, 2 Apr 2003 21:25)
wesley has saved my life i was trying to kill myself with violent masturbation, but then i heard Rock N Roll McDonalds. and it changed my life. now i loving masturbate to the greatest hits collection, And my penis loves it. Thanks you Mr Willis.
>>By krebbz (Sunday, 20 Apr 2003 07:58)
wesley willis c'est trop bien !!!
>>By onufle (Monday, 28 Apr 2003 14:23)
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Miller Genuine Draft; Cold Filtered
>>By F in Pee (Saturday, 31 May 2003 04:55)
After i saw him live, i (literally) randomly bursted out laughing for a month thinking about things he said (sometimes in school, church, at the dinner table with my family, etc.).
>>By Dj Auryn (Saturday, 31 May 2003 07:06)
I like da way he rock.
I like da way he roll.
I like the way he whup's a mules behind with his belt.
I like the way he rock it all da time.
Right on, brother.
Rock hard like a masochist.
You are a homosexual to the max.
You are a professional cocksucker in the mix.
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi: Uh Huh!
>>By mullet bearing jerk (Sunday, 22 Jun 2003 01:48)
THE CHICKEN COW!
THE CHICKEN COW! What ever happened to the Fiasco?!
>>By WWF (Thursday, 26 Jun 2003 01:54)
Wesley's all-time funniest lines:
Al Capone was a hoodlum...he was full of shit...at the age of 46, he was a stupid jackass / McDonald's hamburgers are the worst, they are worse than Burger King / I called one o' the deacons a muddafucka...he told da congregation and da sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth / I cruise the streets bein' called an asshole / Reach in your pocket for a handgun, level it at my bootyhole...fill me full o' lead in my asscrack / I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck / Hit me in my face, hit me wiff your fists...beat the hell outta me as I mess up / call me a worthless bum, call me a stupid jerk, call me a stupid asshole / this beast attacked my brutha, it stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold / my daddy was taken to jail for possession of a controlled substance, my daddy was an asshole, my daddy was a no-good son of a bitch / You are misbehaving yourself like a fool, you are screwing things up, you are talking filthy profane language to people, you are messing up my day / Don't ask me for shit...don't ask me for a cottonpicking thing...
>>By Chronic Schizophrenic (Tuesday, 1 Jul 2003 05:57)
I love how Wesley
- often starts songs with "Once upon a time... / suddenly..."
- often puts bizarre, yet somehow relevant sound effects in the middle instrumental section of his songs
- puts his brother in songs and makes bad stuff happen to him (shot by Al Capone, attacked by the Chicken Cow)
- wrote songs about both himself and his dad
- wrote songs about flying sublimely on Northwest Airlines (and then endorsed another airline company at the end) and driving a Ford Windstar and getting pulled over by the cops
- often invites or encourages bad and violent events to befall him, often at the point of a gun, and then tells how to dispose of his body afterwards
- hates Saddam Hussein's guts (although vaporizing the city of Baghdad and killing off their entire population is a tad bit extreme)
- becomes uncontrollably loud and vulgar on buses, in church, at the art store, well, basically everywhere (I wish he could come into the large retail store I work at and cause a big scene - that'd be awesome)
- promised to slim down, but never did
- compulsively smashes his portable Sony DiscMan CD player to pieces when he gets upset (I wonder how many of those he's purchased over the years)
- has a memory like a computer
- greets people with a headbutt and/or an insult rather than a handshake
- once went into the bathroom instead of onto the stage when his name was announced at one of his live shows
- says whatever the hell he wants to and gets away with it
- is whipping the hell out of leukemia's ass
Rock on Wesley! God bless you!
>>By John Madden (Tuesday, 1 Jul 2003 06:21)
aye, whats the best wesley cd to buy out of these three? -SHAKE YOUR PIGGY BANK JOE HUNTER (tracklisting perhaps?) FULL HEAVY METAL JACKET thankyou
>>By some guy (Monday, 7 Jul 2003 00:50)
to some guy: I think SHAKE YOUR PIGGY BANK is the best of the three you mentioned
>>By wesley fan (Tuesday, 8 Jul 2003 05:09)
WESLEY WILLIS CAN SUCK MY BIG DICK AND I FUCK YOUR MOM AND SHE SUCK MY DICK TOO JUST LIKE YOU YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU ANT SHIT TALK ABOUT EAZY-E WILL I TALK ABOUT YOU MUTHAPHUC LONDON MUTHAPHUC ROCK ON CHICAGO MUTHAPHUC ALL OF YOU BUT I FUCK YOUR MOM COUSE SHE SUCKS MY DICK WIF ONE BIG LICK COUSE ITS ALL BOUT COMPTON AND WESLEY WILLIS I HOPE YOU DIED AND ALL THE ONES WHO LIKE WESLEY THEY ALL CAN SUCK MY DICK WESLEY MOM ONCE GOOD DICK SICKER STILL A GOOD DICK SICKER ALWAYS WILL BE A GOOD DICKER AND I PUT THAT ON WESLEY WILLIS AND DISS SONG IS DEADICATED TI MY HOE WESLEY MOM AND TO MY BITCH WESLEY WILLIS SEE YOU LATER LITTLE BITCH ASS PUSSY
>>By PEEWEE (Thursday, 10 Jul 2003 15:56)
Hey PEEWEE (your last name isn't Herman by any chance? - no, wait, you're probably not even THAT masculine): Don't log in here and tell people to suck your dick, particularly when it's debatable at this point whether or not you even have one (or functional brain cells). This is a Wesley Willis discussion site, not a place for you to spew profanity and nonsense in a run-on sentence. By the way, why don't you take some time to learn, if possible, how to spell and punctuate decently? I guess you must be too busy fantasizing (in vain, I'm sure) about other people giving you head; keep on dreaming, PEEWEE (as you were possibly semi-conscious or high when you wrote your piece).
For your information, Wesley Willis did not "SHIT TALK ABOUT" Eazy E. In fact, all of his vocal parts in the song "Eazy E (Tried To Kill Me)" actually praised the rapper. If I recall correctly, he even proclaimed that Eazy E was "the greatest one of all." Yeah, the white guy in the song (who, I agree, certainly does suck - in my opinion due to his atrocious vocal delivery) who did separate vocals did indeed talk trash about Eazy E. Even so, it's one damn song, PEEPEE! Get over it and get off the rag.
Other than that song (which you obviously misinterpreted or were apparently misinformed about), I don't know why you openly hate Wesley Willis and his fans so much. I guess Compton, CA (if that's really where you live) must not be that bad of a place if all you have to concern yourself with is condemning and wishing death upon a very talented and unique musician currently battling a life-threatening disease. PEEWEE, you know damn well that, with or without leukemia, the 6-foot 5-inch, <400-pound Wesley Willis would stomp your loud-mouthed little rump if he came face-to-face with you (unless, of course, you're one of those infamous gun-toting hoodlums from the Compton area).
If your goal was to piss off some Wesley Willis fans: congratulations. You can go get your rocks off now (just don't do it in an adult movie theater like your namesake Mr. Herman). They say that turnabout is fair play, so I hope that my words will have the same effect on you, WEEWEE. If you really didn't mean what you wrote, hey, next time keep your worthless dim-witted opinion (and pathetically limited vocabulary) to yourself. If you are someone who is significantly retarded and/or mentally disabled, I apologize. I'm really not sure why I have wasted my time putting you in your place. Whatever you may write in response to this, I don't really care. Go ahead and get pissed off. I won't bother to return the favor yet again, especially as it's quite obvious there is not a level playing field between us, PEEWEE.
I'm sorry if this offends anyone (except for you, WEEPEE).
>>By Reverend Henry E. Miller (Saturday, 12 Jul 2003 03:41)
aye does anyone know the tracklisting to daren hacker?? is this record worth buying?
>>By asdf (Thursday, 24 Jul 2003 23:51)
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